when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
4 words: hood of his car
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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