I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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