But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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