3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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