For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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