was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
it's like iHOP with fire
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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