So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
