talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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