i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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