I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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