I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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