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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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