it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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