Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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