we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think I am morally bankrupt
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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