Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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