What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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