party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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