Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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