i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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