Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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