i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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