What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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