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• (682): View more from Texas

  nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.

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  Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

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• (661): View more from California

  Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.

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• (650): View more from California

  The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.

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