White coat. Heels.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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