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Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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