another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Panties = found
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