We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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