DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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