she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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