Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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