I'm really into asian looking animals
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
whose parrot is this?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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