Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Randomize
