Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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