he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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