no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Such a big mess for such a small penis
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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