hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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