Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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