You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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