He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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