I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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