Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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