their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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