One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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