You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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