There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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