I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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