If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I intend to get homeless drunk
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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