i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
its not stalking. its research.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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