I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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