You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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