why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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