kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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