I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
