Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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