remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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