I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
